Ellen: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
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Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights
Hey kids, look a deer!
kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass
he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Merry Christmas! SHitter was full.
Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn’t have done that
there is a nip in the air
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me
Bend over and I’ll show you
I have learned now that while those who speak about one’s miseries usually hurt
And I see me, I don’t like what I see.
I can’t believe you don’t know how beautiful you are.