I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal

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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004

Ron: Hello.
Veronica: Hello.
Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it.
Veronica: Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me.
[She starts to leave.]
Ron: Do you know who I am?
Veronica: No, I – I can't say that I do.
Ron: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica: Really?
Ron: People know me.
Veronicae: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron: I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I – I – I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He's – comes over on occasion.
[He laughs.]
Ron: That's stupid.
Veronica: No, no, that's . . . very exciting.
Ron: Listen, can – can I start over again?
Veronica: Sure.
Ron: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. And if you like, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.
[Veronica leaves.]
Ron: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I . . . I wanna be on you.

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