I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.
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Making my way downtown, Walking fast, Faces passed And I’m home bound.
She’s having a bitch fit!
It’s not just a bag. It’s prada
Some professional help. You need professional help. Hang on.
For the lady, perhaps a salad
You got a problem? What you looking at my ass for? Yo, hold my poodle. Hold my poodle!
Sqeeze me!
Oh, my God. What happened to the sun
Sorry, my tongue’s kinda big.
Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally! Look at my huge ba-donkey!
You’re so funny.
I’m so fricking pissed.