I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway.
Bridget: Look, are you and Cosmo in on this together? Because every time I see you, you seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a *complete* idiot. And you really needn't bother: I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway – with or without the fireman's pole.
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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