He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. ~ Chuck Tanner quotes
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Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses- Having sex is like playing bridge
She was what we used to call a suicide blond ? dyed by her own hand
It is generally agreed that “Hello”
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do- Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job- He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”