He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. ~ Groucho Marx quotes
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Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels- Each morning, when I open my eyes
- Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice