Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen quotes
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Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
If only God would give me some sign
Can we actually “know” the universe
Another good thing about being poor
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats