Funny ex girlfriend quotes and sayings for facebook

Funny ex girlfriend quotes and sayings for facebook

ex girlfriend quotes
How to move on after a relationship ends,After breaking up, Still have feelings for your ex?why don't you express?Here are some funny and best ex girlfriend quotes.

“Although we went our separate ways, I spent some of my most memorable moments with you. Thank you for making my life worth living while we were together. I wish you all the best.”


“An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.”


“Being friends with your ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you werent meant to be together.”


“Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.”


“Dear CRAZY ex girlfriends.. please understand that while you are talking shit and not letting go of your past… We laugh at how lame you are.”


“Dear ex, someday I will catch myself smiling because my life is better without you.”


“Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”


“Dear EX…I won't block you, or delete you. I'm keeping you there, so you're able to see how happy I am without you.”


“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard


“Ex means, Thank's for the Experience but our time has EXpired, Now EXit in my life!”


“How can u believe on the word 'believe', when there is a lie in center.”


“I ask a lot because I'm very curious – especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.” — Brittany Murphy


“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.” — Dane Cook


“If you can't forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.”


“If you only knew how to respect my heart, I wouldn't have found a reason to let you go.” ― Jourdane Erasquin


“I'm the best thing that ever happened to you and you will end up alone and wishing you had me back.”


“It's proved no one can keep awesomeness forever, one day it will fade away from your life. As I have from yours.”


“Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.”


“My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”


“Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents tought us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.”


“Never let an old flame burn you twice.”


“Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.”


“Of all the moments in my life, you were always there somewhere. Once as a wish. Once as a blessing. And now as the greatest loss I'll ever experience.”


“Relationships are like glass -sometimes it is better to leave them broken then to hurt yourself trying to put 'em back together.”


“Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” ― Stephan Labossiere


“Sometimes the words that we keep in our hearts, no matter how unmistakable, are best left unspoken.” ― Jourdane Erasquin


“Thank you for teaching me how to love.”


“The way you ended up our relationship caused me a lot of pain, but at least you were honest. I know you change me for other guy, even though I don’t keep grudges. I wish you much happiness and hope you’ve chosen well.”


“Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.” — Aristotle


“We broke up the other day but I still haven’t been able to break up with our memories. I think I still love you.”


“When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply with "that's the point"”


“You broke my heart but I’m not going to pick up the pieces. I know that one day, you’ll come and pick them up yourself. I love you.”


“Your ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don’t sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you’re stronger without them in your life.”


“You're no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours.”

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