Funniest 50 images about Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes of all time

Funniest 50 images about Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes of all time

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Sometimes, love quotes need not be so sweet. They must also be steamy, sexy and… dirty.Here is a collection of funny Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes. Sexy, Dirty Quotes and Sayings with Images and Pictures for Her and for Him. the most dirty and sexy quotes of all time. 

 

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1.
“I need to have sex, It's been too long.”movie quotes about sex,funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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2.
“Why? Why? WHy does he have to have a small di*k? I really like him.”movie quotes about sex

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3.
“Let's settle this argument like adults: in the bedroom, naked.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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“Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok,or some rough sex or whatever…”

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5.
“Sex is like math: You add the bed,subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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6.
“Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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7.
“Do you ever just look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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8.
“I need a back rub,a few shots of whiskey, and some great sex.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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9.
“If you don't laugh during sex at least once, you're having sex with the wrong person.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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10.
“A healthy relationship is built on a lot of smiles and an insane amount of orgasms…”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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11.
“The only BS I need in my life is Breakfast and sex.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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12.
“I'm in my bed. You're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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13.
“If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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14.
“Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. But bumping into someone that can spark your soul that shit is rare.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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15.
“Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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16.
“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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17.
“Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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18.
“I don't care if you have small boobs,I still want to see them.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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19.
“14,000 people are having sex right now, 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you…well you're reading this mug.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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20.
“What women do after sex: 2% Eat; 3% Smoke; 4% Sleep; 5% Take a shower; 86% Finish the job THEMSELVES;”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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21.
“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. ” – Dorothy Parker,funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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22.
“I miss you almost as much as I miss having sex with you.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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23.
“Always start your day with a lot of SEX: S – mile; E – nergy; X – citement; so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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24.
“I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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25.
“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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26.
“Having sex with your ex on a thursday isn't cheating. it's a throwback.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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27.
“If a boy tells you to suck it,smile and say, " I'm sorry. My mom told me never to put small things in my mouth.”

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28.
“I can't wait to get home and have make up sex… I've been arguing with myself all day!”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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29.
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner. You'd better have a good hand.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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30.
“Don't hate me because I'm beautiful…Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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31.
“A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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32. 
“Friday is my second favorite F word.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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33.
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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34.
“What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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35.
“They say try everything once, not everyone once.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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36.
“I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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37.
“I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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38.
“Sex is like pizza, When it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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39.
“Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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40.
“I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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41.
“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to f**k it.” — Tina Fey,funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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42.
“I love the way you fuck me.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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43.
“Fuck  me on this floor right now, Mister.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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44.
“I want to taste me on your fingers.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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45.
“Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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46.
“It may be between your legs, but it belongs to me. Understand?”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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47.
“I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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48.
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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49.
“Your face would look better between my legs.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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50.
“The best sex is when you don't have to worry about how loud you are.”funny sex quotes,Dirty quotes

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