From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. ~ Groucho Marx quotes
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels- Each morning, when I open my eyes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before- Avoid employing unlucky people
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America