For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. ~ Woody Allen quotes
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
Having sex is like playing bridge
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind
If only God would give me some sign
Can we actually “know” the universe
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
Another good thing about being poor
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats