Favorite coffee quotes and famous coffee quotes and sayings

Favorite coffee quotes and famous coffee quotes and sayings

Favorite coffee quotes and famous coffee quotes and sayings



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“When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you're waiting for the elevator  — instead of indulging in thinking, these are all opportunities for being there as a still, alert presence.”  — Eckhart Tolle,coffee quotes

 


“What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. ”   — Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam

 

“We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny.”  — Anne Afdahl,coffee quotes

 

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”    — David Letterman

 

“Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.”  – Kevin Garnett

 

“To me, the smell of fresh —made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”   — Hugh Jackman,coffee quotes

 

“There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ”   — Rian Aditia

 

“There isn't enough coffee in the United States to keep everyone awake during a Presidential election campaign. ”  — Donald W. Brown

 

“There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?”    — Andy Rooney

 

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. ”    — Sir James Mackintosh,coffee quotes

 

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”   — Oliver Wendall Holmes Sr.

 

“The discovery of coffee has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope.”   — Isidore Bourdon,coffee quotes

 

“The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. ”   — Betty MacDonald

 

“The average American’s simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak. ”   — Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad

 

“Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.”    — Ingrid Bergman, in Casablanca

 

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”  – Conan O’Brien

 

“Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.”   — Howard Schultz,coffee quotes

 

“Starbucks has a role and a meaningful relationship with people that is not only about the coffee. ”  — Howard Schultz

 

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?  ”  — Albert Camus,coffee quotes

 

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. ”  — Earl Wilson

 

“Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks.”   — Heather Brooke,coffee quotes

 

“Only one thing is certian about coffee…. Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation. ”  — Mark Pendergrast

 

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  ”  — Alex Levine

 

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.”   — Fran Drescher,coffee quotes

 

“On why good coffee should be served at church:  The church is God’s house not Maxwell’s House.”    — Tim Schenck

 

“Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. ”   — Terri Guillemets

 

“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ”  — Henry Ward Beecher,coffee quotes

 

“My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate. ”  — Guy Pearce

 

“My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.”   — Anton du Beke

 

“My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.”   —Christina Applegate

 

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. ”   — Bill Cosby,coffee quotes

 

“It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee! ”   — Donna A. Favors

 

“It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.”  — Zora Neale Hurston

 

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. ”   — Dave Barry

 

“In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.”  – Jeff Bezos,coffee quotes

 

“In New York I pretty much live in diners  — I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.”  — Lana Del Rey

 

“I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. ”  — Charlie Sheen,coffee quotes

 

“If you go to a coffee shop or at the airport, and you're using open wireless, I would use a VPN service that you could subscribe for 10 bucks a month. Everything is encrypted in an encryption tunnel, so a hacker cannot tamper with your connection. ”  — Kevin Mitnick

 

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. ”  — Abraham Lincoln,coffee quotes

 

“If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.”   — David Letterman

 

“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. ”   — Mae West,coffee quotes

 

“I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.”    — Twin Peaks

 

“I’m generally never at a lack for words, but it’s indescribable how poor the response was from our own government officials, … We could have coffee for three hours and never get through all the horrors I’ve seen. Where was the help when we needed it?  ”  — Hannibal

 

“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally

 

“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”   — Howard Schultz

 

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’”   — Jim Carrey,coffee quotes

 

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”  – Steven Wright,coffee quotes

 

“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ”   — Terri Guillemets

 

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. ”   — Clark Gable

 

“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ”    — Ronald Reagan

 

“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.  ”  — Abigail Reynolds,coffee quotes

 

“I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it’s in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face. ” – Chris Kattan


  
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”   — Lewis Black

 

“I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. ”   — David Lynch

 

“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. ”   — Burt Lancaster,coffee quotes

 

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”    — T.S. Eliot

 

“I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water. ”    — David Letterman,coffee quotes

 

“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.  ”  — Carly Simon

 

“I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine!  — Howard Schultz,coffee quotes

 

“I can’t sit around having coffee. I have all these appointments, and a lot of my friends sit around having coffee talking about the jobs they didn’t get.”   — Eva Marie Saint

 

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”   — Flash Rosenberg,coffee quotes

 

“I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee. ”  — Bella Abzug

 

“I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back. ”  — Hugh Laurie,coffee quotes

 

“How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses, sweeter than Muscatel wine! ”  — Johann Sebastian Bach (Coffee Cantata)

 

“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”    — Terri Guillemets

 

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee  — And when you poured us together, it was something.”   — Josephine Baker,coffee quotes

 

“Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport. ”  — Andrea Hirata

 

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  ”  — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 

“Good coffee may come from Arabia or India, from the Blue Mountains of Jamaica, or via France with an admixture of chicory; but its flavor and excellence will be derived from daily careful roasting and grinding, a truism universally admitted and habitually disregarded. ”   — Lady Jekyll

 

“Give a frontiersman coffee and tobacco, and he will endure any privation, suffer any hardship, but let him be without these two necessaries of the woods, and he becomes irresolute and murmuring.  ”   — Lt. William Whiting, US Army (1849)

 

“Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.”   — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand,coffee quotes

 

“Emotions are contagious. We've all known it experientially. You know after you have a really fun coffee with a friend, you feel good. When you have a rude clerk in a store, you walk away feeling bad. ”  — Daniel Goleman

 

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ”   — Dave Barry,coffee quotes

 

“During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books. ”   — Bill Maher

 

“Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?”    — Jack LaLanne

 

“Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…… He nailed my head to a coffee table.”    — Monty Python,coffee quotes

 

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.”    — Bob Irwin

 

“Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ”    — Robin Williams

 

“Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar   —  very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. ”   — Gustave Flaubert,coffee quotes

 

“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” –Floyd Maxwell

 

“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ”  —Star Trek: Voyager

 

“Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!”  —Mike Ditka (Kicking and Screaming Movie)

 

“Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. ”   — Isak Dinesen

 

“Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. ”   — Patricia Hampl,coffee quotes

 

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ”   — Jessi Lane Adams

 

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.”   — Turkish proverb

 

“Coffee makes us severe and grave and philosophical. ” —Jonathan Swift

 

“Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.   ” — Terri Guillemets

 

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”   — Terri Guillemets,coffee quotes

 

“Coffee is a language in itself. ”  — Jackie Chan

 

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”  —Alphonse Allais

 

“Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.”   — Agatha Christie

 

“Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ”   — Dutch Proverb,coffee quotes

 

“Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.  ”  — Turkish Proverb

 

“Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses. ”  — Jason Behr

 

“Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine.  ” — Howard Schultz

 

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. That’s the recipe for coffee.”     — Talleyrand

 

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.  ” — Stephanie Piro,coffee quotes

 

“At some point, all of us start wondering how much coffee we can drink before our hearts explode.”  – Phil Broughton

 

“Another head – and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time – to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too.”    — D.H. Lawrence, Sea and Sardinia.

 

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.”  —Alexander King

 

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ”   — Paul Erdos,coffee quotes

 

 

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