Evening news: Where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. – Author Unknown
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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years
When you’re run down the best thing to take is the license number
Im not as think as you drunk i am
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?- I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
The chicken came first ? God would look silly sitting on an egg
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care