Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye. ~ George S. Kaufman quotes
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter
I was so upset when my grandpa died.
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches
Just tell her ” you have beautiful eyes”
I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes- For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others