English – Who needs that? I'm never going to England! ~ Homer Simpson quotes
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Don’t worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will
Babylon is everywhere. You have wrong and you have right
My mom says I’m special on the inside.
I’m sorry, I took your daughter’s virginity. It won’t happen again.
Im not as think as you drunk i am
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools- I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad
It’s not that I’m a Type?B personality
I’m sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?
I’m normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird