Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
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It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker
It’s unfortunate that what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
I’m American,honey. Our names don’t mean shit
I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is
I love you, Honey Bunny
A Royale with cheese
English mother fucker do you speak it?
The streets are filled with regret.
Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig
I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee
Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
That’s when you know you found somebody really special