Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender. ~ Homer Simpson quotes
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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will
English – Who needs that? I’m never going to England
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great
Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love