Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice. – Author Unknown
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Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football- One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
- If only God would give me some sign