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Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
[trying to avoid plans with Regina]
Karen: I can't go out.
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore!
My t-shirt's stuck to my sweater,isn't it?
In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
Who here has ever been called a slut?
I wanna lose three pounds.
You want to go to Taco Bell?
Amber D'Alessio: [reading from the burn book] Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!
Damian: [shouting from back] She doesn't even go here!
Gretchen: Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Kevin Gnapoor: Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang!
I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
Damian: My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common.
Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Girl: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Regina: You cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Karen: I'm a MOUSE. DUH.
Damian: Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
God Karen, you're so STUPID!
Oh hi, did you want to buy some drugs?
I'm a pusher. I push people.
It's October 3rd.
Well,this has been sufficiently awkward.
Cady: [voiceover] I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Cady: [about Regina] I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you… And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
Will you tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Gretchen: [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is… You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and… it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
[begins to cry]
Janis: the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.
It's so fetch!
Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend… so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!
Gretchen: So Fetch!
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.
Ms. Norbury: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.
See,this is the color I want.
Aaron Samuels: Your face smells like peppermint!
Cady: [narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.