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I know it may look like I'd become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch. mean girls quotes funny movie quotes

I was so upset when my grandpa died.

I was so upset when my grandpa died. The Hangover (2009) Quotes Alan Garner: What if Doug's dead? I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died….
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It appears we’ve run into a rough patch of weather

It appears we've run into a rough patch of weather… “I have an announcement, too: there is a colonial woman on the wing. I saw her. There is something they’re not telling us!” —Annie, warning her fellow passengers of the…
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I mean look at you two! I mean it’s like Barbie…and Grandpa Ken.

I mean look at you two! I mean it's like Barbie…and Grandpa Ken. Just Go with It 2011 funny movie quotes

What am I allergic to?

What am I allergic to? Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion. The Proposal (I) (2009) Quotes Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to? Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion. funny movie quotes

No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my…
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I stole that one. But not because I’m black!

Just because you see a black man drivin' in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen…I stole that one. But not because I'm black! Men in Black 3 (2012) Quotes Agent J: Look man, I have my rights,…
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