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Fuck,seriously… it's like you're photoshopped. Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) Quotes Hannah: Will you take off your shirt… fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped! funny movie quotes

No cell phones. What about now? The Heat(2013) funny movie quotes

To the window,to the window,To the walls,to the walls.To the sweat drip down my balls.Now all you bitches crawl. The Proposal quotes funny movie quotes

Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, fat Jesus. the hangover quotes funny movie quotes

Have you ever been French-kissed? Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant. Now and Then (1995) Quotes Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare? Chrissy: Truth. Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed? Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want…
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Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before? Aaron Green: I don't think so. Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now. Aaron Green: You are? Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind? Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel…
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Congratulations,you're stupid in three languages. Role Models (2008) funny movie quotes

My mom says I'm special on the inside. john trucker must die funny movie quotes

It's so weird 'cause I feel totally calm. AAAH! IT feels like i'm shitting a knife! Baby Mama (2008) funny movie quotes