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The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.
I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second
I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina
We’re here to fuck shit up.
I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap…and beat the shit out of you.
You’re gonna love this neighborhood. Every single house here recycles.
You get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
For a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
I’m putting her in a home
I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur