Best 76 Awesome and funny love quotes and sayings with images

Best 76 Awesome and funny love quotes and sayings with images

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All of them are awesome.What better way to express your love for your sweethear? Love can be Fun too!Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Tagalog Funny Love Quotes,Enjoy!


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“Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.”,funny love quotes

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“'I love you' is a dangerous word. It takes less than a second to say, hours to explain and a lifetime to attest.”

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“A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”,funny love quotes

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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

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“And at the touch of love, every one becomes a poet. ”,funny love quotes

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6.
“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”

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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

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“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.”,funny love quotes

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9.
“Dear Girls, if a boy pauses a video game just to text you back…Marry him.”

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10.
“Do you believe in love at first sight???or should I walk by AGAIN???”

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11.
“Do you know what would look good on you? Me!”,funny love quotes

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12.
“Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.”

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“Don't break someone's heart,they have only one; Break their bones, they have 206 of them.”,funny love quotes

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14.
“Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Well, not every day. Yesterday you were pretty annoying.”

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15.
“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.” — Honore De Balzac

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“For a woman, the first kiss is the start of everything. For a man though, the first kiss is the end of everything.”

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17.
“Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.”,funny love quotes

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18.
“I didn’t want to fall in love, not at all. But at some point, you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it.”

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“I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.”,funny love quotes

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20.
“I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn't love myself.”

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21.
“I like when you smile, but i love it when i'm the reason.”

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22.
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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23.
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

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24.
“I love you more than I love beer and I really love beer.”,funny love quotes

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25.
“I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.”

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26.
“I love you without knowing how,or when,or why,I love you simply,without problem,or pride,I love you this way because I know no other way.”

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“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”  — David Bissonette

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28.
“I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.”,funny love quotes

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29.
“I wish falling in love has traffic lights too,so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down,or just stop.”

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30.
“I wish I could turn back the clock. I'd find you sooner and love you longer.”

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31.
“I wish you could see the stupid smile I get when we're texting.”,funny love quotes

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32.
“If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?”

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33.
“If someone who fell in love with you says that you are cute, pretty, funny, you should know that love… is blind!”

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“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something”

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“If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti

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36.
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”  — Alan King 

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37.
“It is impossible to love and be wise”,funny love quotes

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“It's funny how we fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.”

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39.
“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion”,funny love quotes

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40.
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

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41.
“Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.”  — Jewish Proverb

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42.
“Love is being stupid together.”Paul Valery

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43.
“Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes.”

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44.
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

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“Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop. ” — 30 Rock

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46.
“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”,funny love quotes

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47.
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard

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48.
“Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.”

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49.
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” —  Woody Allen

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50.
“Loving someone who does not love you means waiting for a shark to fly or a spider to have gills.”

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51.
“Marriages never have a guarantee. If you want 100% assurance, better go live with a car.”

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52.
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.”,funny love quotes

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53.
“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ”  — George Carlin

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54.
“My husband thinks I'm crazy,however he's the one who married me.”

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55.
“My wife was afraid of the dark.. then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. ” — Rodney Dangerfield

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56.
“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.”

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57.
“Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.”

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58.
“The four most important words in any marriage… I’ll do the dishes.”,funny love quotes

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59.
“The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink,smoke,cheat or exist…”

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60.
“The two hardest things to say in life are Hello; for the first time and Goodbye for the last.”

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61.
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” — Melanie Griffith, Milk Money

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62.
“There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.”

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63.
“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”,funny love quotes

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64.
“True love is like seeing ghosts; We all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.”

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65.
“When a girl feels love from the boy then she will love him by more than he does, but if a boy breaks her heart then she will show her real face.”

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66.
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. ”Richard Lewis

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67.
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”  — Oscar Wilde,funny love quotes

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68.
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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69.
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”  — Albert Einstein

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70.
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”  — Billy Crystal 

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71.
“Words “I love you” takes 2 seconds to say, 2 hours to explain but the lifetime to prove.”

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72.
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”,funny love quotes

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73.
“You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

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74.
“You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.”

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75.
“You wanna know who i'm in love with? Read the first word again.”,funny love quotes

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76.
“Boy: I’m a superhero. Guess my name. Girl:Superman? Ironman? Boy: No, Yourman.”

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