Best 50 alcohol quotes,alcohol funny quotes,drunk quotes,food quotes

Best 50 alcohol quotes,alcohol funny quotes,drunk quotes,food quotes

Best 50 alcohol quotes,alcohol funny quotes,drunk quotes,food quotes



1.
“Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.”  – Author Unknown


2.
“Youcan't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline — it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.”  – alcohol quotes by Frank Zappa


3.
“Work is the curse of the drinking”  – alcohol quotes by Oscar Wilde


4.
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”  -Dave Barry


5.
“Wine is bottled poetry.” – alcohol quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson


6.
“Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.”  -Bible


7.
“Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? ”  – alcohol quotes by Robert Benchley


8.
“Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.”   – alcohol quotes by Kin Hubbard


9.
“Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk.”   – Rita E. Torres


10.
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.”  – alcohol quotes by Joe E. Lewis


11.
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”  – alcohol quotes by Jimmy Breslin


12.
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let‘s all get drunk and go to heaven!”  -Brian Burke


13.
“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.”  –  That 70’s Show


14.
“When the wine is in, the wit is out.”  – alcohol quotes by Thomas Becon


15.
“When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” – Johann Christoph


16.
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ” – alcohol quotes by Henry Youngman


17.
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. ” –  Frantois Rabelais


18.
“What's drinking?A mere pause from thinking! ” – alcohol quotes by George Gordon


19.
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? ”  – Jack Handey


20.
“We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.”  -Martin Luther


21.
“We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own.”  – alcohol quotes by Jerome K. Jerome


22.
“We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ”  – Horace Hutchinson


23.
“Vodka is just awesome water.”   – Author Unknown

 

24.
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”  – alcohol quotes by Homer Simpson


25.
“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. ” –  Catherine Zandonella


26.
“This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer. ” – Ernest Hemingway


27.
“They who drink beer will think beer.”  – alcohol quotes by Washington Irving


28.
“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ”  – Scottish Proverb


29.
“There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.”  –  alcohol quotes by Benjamin Franklin


30.
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”   – William Butler Yeats


31.
“The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes.”  -Nicholas Culpeper


32.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”  –  alcohol quotes by Humphrey Bogart


33.
“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. ” – William Butler Yeats


34.
“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.”  –  alcohol quotes by Norman Brenner


35.
“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.”  – Richard Braunstein


36.
“The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober.”     — Arian Seid


37.
“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”   – Author Unknown


38.
“The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy.”   – Terri Guillemets


39.
“The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.”   – Author Unknown


40.
“The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully. ”    — Russian Proverb


41.
“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ”  – Mignon McLaughlin


42.
“The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they’re on TV. ” –   alcohol quotes by The Simpsons


43.
“Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.”   – W.H. Davies


44.
“Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.”   – Author Unknown


45.
“Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.”   –  alcohol quotes by Smith Johannsen


46.
“So fill to me the parting glass. Good night and joy be with you all.”  –  alcohol quotes by Traditional Irish song


47.
“Sir, you're drunk!"Madam, you're ugly; But at least I'll be sober in the morning”  – Winston Churchill


48.
“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. – Lady Astor   Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”   – Winston Churchill


49.
“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron. ” –   alcohol quotes by Aaron Howard


50.
“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” – NF Simpson


51.
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – alcohol quotes by  Al Bundy


52.
“Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat. ” – Alex Levine


53.
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”  – alcohol quotes by  Lady Nancy Astor 


54.
“One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn‘t live like the previous generation. It hasn‘t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer. ” -Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing


55.
“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough. ” –   alcohol quotes by James Thurber


56.
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” –  alcohol quotes by W C Fields


57.
“Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.”   – Mark Twain


58.
“O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ”  – William Shakespeare


59.
“O Beer! O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant‘s tongue.”  –  alcohol quotes by C.V Calverley


60.
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times. ”  – W.C. Fields

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