Best 36 inspirational and funny coffee quotes with images

Best 36 inspirational and funny coffee quotes with images

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A collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous Coffee quotes and Coffee sayings.

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“A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” — Unknown Author

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“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”，coffee quotes

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“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” — Cassandra Clare

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“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ”

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“At some point, all of us start wondering how much coffee we can drink before our hearts explode.” — Phil Broughton

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“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” — Stephanie Piro，coffee quotes

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“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. That’s the recipe for coffee.” — Talleyrand

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“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”，coffee quotes

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“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” — Terri Guillemets，coffee quotes

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“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” — Terry Pratchett

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“Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.” — Isak Dinesen

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“Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.” — Thomas Jefferson

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“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch，coffee quotes

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“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker

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“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.” — Terri Guillemets

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“I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine!” — Howard Schultz，coffee quotes

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“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” — Carly Simon，coffee quotes

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“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” — Burt Lancaster

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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black，coffee quotes

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“I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it’s in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.” — Chris Kattan 

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“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” — Abigail Reynolds，coffee quotes

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“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright

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“I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.” — John Van Druten，coffee quotes

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“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.” — Mae West

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“If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.” — David Letterman

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“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln

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“It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!” — Donna A. Favors，coffee quotes

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“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby

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“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.” — Henry Ward Beecher

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“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher，coffee quotes

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“Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks.” — Heather Brooke

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“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson

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“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus，coffee quotes

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“The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.” — Betty MacDonald

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“The discovery of coffee has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope.” — Isidore Bourdon，coffee quotes

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“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — James Mackintosh