Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~Jack Handey quotes
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
The Next Time You Think You’re Perfect, Try Walking On Water- He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term- He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday