Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. ~ Woody Allen
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As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”
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Having sex is like playing bridge
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If only God would give me some sign- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy