Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. ~ David Brent
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well know- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint
Wherever I go, people are waving at me
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it