Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn’t have done that
Bend over and I’ll show you
I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.
he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
Hey kids, look a deer!
kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass
Merry Christmas! SHitter was full.
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me
there is a nip in the air
you can fuck me if you turn the lights off
you must know it was all for you
One does not simply walk into Mordor