Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. ~ Oliver Goldsmith
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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy- Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
If only God would give me some sign
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times