As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.- Dick Cavett
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If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
Avoid employing unlucky people
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society- Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours
It is generally agreed that “Hello”
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do