Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
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Life has a way of testing a person’s will
At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what’s happening to us
When each day is the same as the next
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches- I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house