An extensive collection of funny and cute girlfriend quotes and sayings

An extensive collection of funny and cute girlfriend quotes and sayings


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An extensive collection of funny and cute girlfriend quotes and sayings



“When you’re a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls – you want to get the most girls. You don’t know anything about respect; you don’t know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.” — Nas,girlfriend quotes


    
“When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.” — Seth Meyers


    
“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'” — Steven Wright,girlfriend quotes


    
“When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. ”—  Josh Hartnett


    
“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” —Charlotte Whitton


    
“Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.” — Jack Nicholson,girlfriend quotes


    
“We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.” — Betty Dodson


    
“Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ”— John Keats,girlfriend quotes


    
“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.” —Lily Tomlin,girlfriend quotes


    
“There are only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.” — Jack Nicholson


    
“The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.” — Shirley Knight


    
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.” —Helen Hayes,girlfriend quotes


    
“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ”   — author unknown,girlfriend quotes


    
“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.” — Orson Welles


    
“People don’t get through to the essence of you right away – it’s always the famous ‘girl’ or the famous ‘girlfriend’. I’d rather be known for myself. ”— Vanessa Paradis


    
“Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.” — Herbert Marcuse    

 

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until Ifaint.” —Erma Bombeck


    
“My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.” — Cynthia Nixon    

 

M“y girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you. ”— Tyler Hoechlin    

 

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading.” —  Steve Jobs,girlfriend quotes

 

“My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for ‘family home evening,’ and I was like, ‘Why aren’t you people ignoring each other and watching television?’”— Trey Parker


    
“My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.” — Layne Staley    

 

“Love and you shall be loved. All love is mathematically just, as much as two sides of an algebraic equation. ”— Ralph Waldo Emerson    

 

“London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.” — Lapo Elkann,girlfriend quotes    

 

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.” —Laurie Kuslansky     

 

“Just because we are women doesn’t mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger—shaking girlfriend. ”— Sarah Shahi    

 

“It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently – and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.” — Louis Tomlinson    

 

“Inside every older person is a younger person —— wondering what the hell happened.” —Cora Harvey Armstrong    

 

“Immature love says 'I love you because I need you'. Mature love says 'I need you because I love you'.”— Erich Fromm    

 

“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley,girlfriend quotes    

 

“If you’ve treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don’t try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you’ve told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment.” — Josh Shipp    

 

“If I don’t get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them). ”— J.A. Buckle    

 


“I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun—warmed, flower—bordered path.” ~ Andre Gide    

 

“I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?” — Adam Sandler,girlfriend quotes

 

“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” —Janette Barber,girlfriend quotes

 

“I love my girlfriend to bits. I’d never do anything to hurt her.” — Charlie Simpson,girlfriend quotes

 

“I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single. ”— Penelope Cruz    

 

“I have spread my dreams beneath your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.” — W.B. Yeats,girlfriend quotes    

 

“I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was love. I have the notes, the valentines, 20 mixed tapes, all of it. It’s important to keep that stuff.” — Oliver Hudson    

 

“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ”— Mitch Hedberg    

 

“I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.” — Adam Levine,girlfriend quotes    

 

“I couldn’t feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can’t even pay her heating bill. I’d feel foul and I’d be embarrassed. ”— Shirley Manson,girlfriend quotes

 

“I can cross the boundless ocean just to save you, I cannot eat or sleep without you, I can take you on a journey to heaven and show you to the angels. All these are fake and absurd promises; Be sincere, walk up to your lover and say, honestly, darling, I can only do the best I can for you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson    

 

“Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.” — Grace Metalious    

 

“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ”—Carrie Snow,girlfriend quotes


    
“A code of honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.” — Bruce Jay Friedman    

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