An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
It is generally agreed that “Hello”
To make things simple…let’s automatically assume that everything I say is right
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society- As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him