Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.- Yogi Berra
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work
Avoid employing unlucky people
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it- The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Wherever I go, people are waving at me
It is generally agreed that “Hello”