Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. ~ Homer Simpson
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He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed
He’s turned his life around
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet
He’s so optimistic he’d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times- His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs- Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere