A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~ W.C. Fields
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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
A woman can’t be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can’t do it by herself
A woman knows by intuition, or instinct, what is best for herself- A strong man doesn’t have to be dominant toward a woman
A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly- Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress
- A man’s only as old as the woman he feels
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt