A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault
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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride
It’s not that I’m a Type?B personality
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
If you teach your children nothing else
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before