A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ~Jack Benny
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her
A signature always reveals a man’s character ? and sometimes even his name
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now.- As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal