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You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. — Robert Paul
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? —G.K. Chesterton
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. —Bob Hope
When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four—wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. — Chris Brown
When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half—forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know. —Ella Wheeler Wilcox
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. —Agnes M. Pahro
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller
Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive. —Robert Lynd
We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faithknows this truly; let him rejoice. — Pope Paul VI
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'. — Bing Crosby
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend. — Author Unknown
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. — Clement Clarke Moore
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. — E. B. White
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included. —Author Unknown
This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. —Taylor Caldwell
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. — Kristen Wiig
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. — Erma Bombeck
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. — Bill McKibben
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. —P.J. O'Rourke
There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries. —W.J. Cameron
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. — Robert Staughton Lynd
There are no strangers on Christmas Eve. —Mildred Cram and Adele Comandini
There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season. — Ernest Istook
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. —Johnny Carson
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. —Jay Leno
The sharpest memory of our old—fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed. — Paul Engle
The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting. — Louisa May Alcott
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! —Charles N. Barnard
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. —Joan Rivers
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. —Author Unknown
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.— O. Henry
The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. — W. C. Jones
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung. — Phillips Brooks
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. —John Andrew Holmes
The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to speak to us, to become man, to die and rise again, in a particular place and at a particular time. — Pope Benedict XVI
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. —Burton Hillis
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. — Olivia Williams
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. — Jerry Seinfeld
Some businessmen are saying this could be the greatest Christmas ever. I always thought that the first one was. — Art Fettig
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight. — Author Unknown
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity. — Chris Van Allsburg
Santa Claus has the right idea — visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! — Phyllis McGinley
Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. — Frances Wright
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. —Author Unknown
People say I don't write books, I make Christmas presents. — Bryce Courtenay
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty—fifth of December. —Ogden Nash
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. — Marcelene Cox
One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present. — Author Unknown
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. —Andy Rooney
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. —Author Unknown
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. —Kin Hubbard
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. —Robert Kirby
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. —Kin Hubbard
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. —Larry Wilde
My mother—in—law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson
My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch. — Katharine McPhee
My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family. — Julie Roberts
Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree. — T. S. Eliot
Maybe, Store He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. — Roy L. Smith
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store. — Dr. Seuss
May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! —Author Unknown
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts. — Author Unknown
Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. —Pope John XXIII
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. —Johnny Carson
Love, Time, Child The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. — Charles Dudley Warner
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. —Author unknown
like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy. — Bob Schieffer
Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance — each beautiful, unique and too soon gone. —Deborah Whipp
life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas. — Henry Van Dyke
Keep your Christmas—heart open all the year round. —Jessica Archmint
I've always loved Christmas and that's not really gone away from me from being a child to now. It's always a magical time and I'm unashamed in my love for Christmas. — Martin Freeman
It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends. — Christopher Hitchens
It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential spirit of christianity, as the month of June with sunshine and the balmy breath of roses. —George William Curtis
It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. It's also something you never forget once you learn. — Samantha Stosur
It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. —Charles Dickens
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for — I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. —Kate L. Bosher
I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster. — Andrea Arnold