A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song
I love the way you make me feel
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I’d feel safer having cremated- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great- A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”