A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
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A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well know
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t
A signature always reveals a man’s character ? and sometimes even his name
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her- A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now.
- A man’s only as old as the woman he feels
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal