A collection of 26 funny facebook quotes and sayings for status with images

A collection of 26 funny facebook quotes and sayings for status with images


Facebook has changed our lives,How did Facebook change your life?Someone had reconnected with many dear friends and family members via Facebook.Enjoy those funny quotes about facebook.

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“I love facebook, it's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.”funny facebook quotes

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“I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.”

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“Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.”

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“You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.”funny facebook quotes

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“Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak english.”

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“Facebook. needs these three buttons. 'Dislike' 'Who cares' and 'You're an idiot!'”

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“Some people just need to change their Facebook status updates to "Needs attention.".”

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“She may as well post "Wants Attention" as her Facebook status.”funny facebook quotes

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“If you want to cry,use a tissue. Not your Facebook status.”funny facebook quotes

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“Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.”

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“Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.”

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“Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!”

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“Little girls think it's necessary to put all their business on MySpace and Facebook, and I think it's a shame…I'm all about mystery.” ― Stevie Nicks

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“The two main websites in the world are Wikipedia, where you can learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you can learn about people you don't care at all. ”Craig Ferguson

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“Some people use Facebook to check up on ex. It seems creepy. I like the old-fashioned way – if you want to check up on an ex, go through their trash.” Craig Ferguson

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“When you have nothing to do, do it on Facebook!”funny facebook quotes

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“I had a dream to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook…!”

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“-Why is Facebook a best site for loners? -Because it's the only place where they can talk to walls and not be considered a loser!”

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“It's raining outside! I have to update my FB status to tell people who don't have windows!”

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“Face" your problems, not "Facebook" them!”funny facebook quotes

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“I changed Facebook name to "Nobody". When i press "Like it", everybody can read "Nobody Likes This".”

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“It is called Facebook not problem-book.”

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“If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, i will assume you are a transformer.”

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“Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there is nothing good.”funny facebook quotes

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“Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.”

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“Face your problems,Don't facebook your problems.”

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