50th birthday quotes and wishes

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The 50th birthday is a special milestone is one’s life that should be celebrated.

“You’re not only nifty at 50 — you’re a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one’s around, frisky 50 year old.” — Unknown Author


“You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s!” — Unknown Author


“You’re not 50. You’re 18, with 32 years of experience!” — Unknown Author


“You are older than 49 year old in the world,Now you can round your age up to 100!” — Unknown Author


“You are halfway to 100. Way to go!” — Unknown


“When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.” — Melanie White quotes


“Turning 50 should at least help your memory in one way: 50 is an easier number to remember than 49.” — Unknown Author


“Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.” — Greg Tamblyn quotes


“There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.” — Melanie White quotes


“There are numerous advantages in being fifty ? just ask any eighty year old!” — Unknown Author


“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.” — Muhammad Ali


“The longer you meditate about being 50, the more likely you are to fall asleep.” — Melanie White


“The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.” — Elizabeth Cady Stanton


“The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.” — Cindy Crawford


“The body will undoubtedly begin to remodel itself , but the mind will use the lessons learned in youth and apply them to create peace. 50 is an ending, but more importantly, a beginning.” — Unknown Author


“Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!” — Unknown Author


“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” — Coco Chanel quotes


“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.” — Franklin P. Jones quotes


“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ” — Ogden Nash


“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” — Bob Hope


“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.” — Don Marquis


“Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.” — Phyllis Diller quotes


“Looking fifty is great–if you're sixty.” — Joan Rivers


“I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!” — Unknown Author


“If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.” — James A. Garfield


“I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.” — Melanie White quotes


“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry” —  Alan Bleasdale


“I can't believe you're 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!” — Anonymous


“Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.” — Melanie White


“Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!” — Unknown Author


“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.” — Victor Hugo


“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.” — Branch Rickey


“Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.” —  Melanie White quotes


“Did you know that 50% of 50-year-olds will make it to 100? Did you also know that 50% of all statistics in this card are false?” — Unknown Author


“At age fifty, everyone has the face he deserves.” — George Orwell


“At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.” — Anonymous quotes


“After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, I just ferment my food now.” — Henry Green quotes


“After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.” — E.W. House


“A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.” — Unknown Author


“A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.” — Anonymous


“50-year-old people are much more selective. They have selective hearing and choose their battles wisely.” — Unknown Author


“50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.” — Melanie White quotes


“50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.” — Greg Tamblyn quotes